R1/2 -- Chris Collins (1clc0772@unixstew.tstc.edu) Ok, you three, from this point on, I want you to cut with the in-story comments--they're distracting and they're getting stale. I'm getting too many complaints. And that means no more "Why Shampoo cock head?" *groan* I can't believe I said that. (OLD VOICE: *sniffle* Ya really mean it? No more?) (CHEF'S NOTE: Well that sucks.) (CUTE VOICE: This is stupid.) Well, on with the show.... -----------===================------------ | An Iron Dagger Production | -----------===================------------ The mid-morning sun shone through the blinds of a moderately nice motel room and cast parallel bars of light across two figures lying together on the bed. A tall, blonde man in a smudged and grass-stained white robe lay on his back with his hands cupped comfortably behind his head, contemplating, while a sleek, orange-and-blue-striped tiger woman snuggled close, her head resting on his chest, her tail twitching lethargically over the side of the bed. She glanced up to her lover with sleepy eyes and moaned, "We must find my brothers soon and leave. I can already sense that my presence is starting to affect those around me. I've done enough damage already...." "Shhh." Half-smiling down at her, he laid a hand atop her head and started slowly stoking her fur down to her back. "Please, Rose," he whispered, "we've been searching for them all night, and you've only had three hours rest in the past two days. You're exhausted." When he still felt tension in her muscles, he slid his hand down her form and started scratching the small of her back just above the base of her tail, cooing, "I will continue the seach in a little while. But I won't leave until I know you've fallen asleep." Inhaling sharply, the tiger woman arched her back and crooned as waves of pleasure ran up and down her spine. "Mmmmm!" Smiling and slightly flushed, she wrapped her arm under his shoulder and pulled herself closer, allowing herself to melt into his form as her remaining strength quickly discipated. Closing her eyes, she purred. He really knew how to make her calm down. (CUTE VOICE: *dreamy sigh* Ai-ya.) Meanwhile, a mysterious shadow steadily retreated from a brown-robed figure who sat silently perched atop the roof. His head was lowered, a restrained, maniacal scowl visible on his darkened orange-and-blue tiger-striped face, as he stared at his own shadow. His clawed fingers gnarled and raking into the shingles chisels into hardened clay. _That bastard! How can that monster live with so much blood on his hands...! This time, Thyme will to pay!_ -----------===================------------ | Written and Directed by: | | Christopher Lee Collins | -----------===================------------ "Ranma-honey... you need to eat SOMETHING." Ukyou blinked a few times in concern as she sat with her legs folded beneath her and, with both hands, held a plate of her best okonomiyaki, chopsticks on the side, up to Ranma's chest like a reverant servant appeaseing her king. *sigh* Ranma, sitting slumped against a tree, his head drooping down to shoulder-level, glanced up at the plate for a moment before lowering his eyes again. Emotionless, he mumbled, "Nothing 'gainst it, Ucchan, but I'm not hungry right now." "Kya!" Ukyou's eyes widened in panic, a few beads of sweat flying from her forehead. Frantically, she put the plate down and hastily cut the pancake with a knife, then plucked a piece with the chopsticks and held it up to his mouth. Almost tearful, she pleaded softly, her voice quivering, "C'mon, Ran-chan... it's lunchtime already. You look as though you haven't eaten in days. Just take a bite, please... for me." Ranma looked up at her again, then at the piece of food she held; looking back up into his friend/fiancee's shimmering gaze, he opened his mouth a bit to take it. But before he could close his mouth around the morsel, a familiar, poetic shout caught his, as well as Ukyou's, attention: "Fiend! Sorcerer! How many women must you cast into your servitude?!" "?" Ranma and Ukyou both glanced over her shoulder to see the great and righteous Tatewaki Kunou, Defender of His Own Little World, standing firm a dozen yards away with his bokken pointed forward, the folds of his outfit blowing dramatically in the breeze. With a smirk on his face, he stated with amusement, "It would seem that I have had the fortune of finding you, Saotome, at a time of weakness--a time when you must prey on innocent women to do even the most meanial of tasks...." With that, Ukyou blushed. Kunou continued, "I find this a most convenient opportunity to vaquish your trickery forever! Fear not, Fair Kuonji, I shall force the vile wizard to release you!" With a battlecry, he rushed forward to glory. !WHAM! Ranma stared forward curiously, holding the plate of food and chopsticks in his arms, and watched wide-eyed as Ukyou held her spatula against Kunou's face and chest, his hands up in warding and his body twitching nervously. Her eyes closed in calm fury, she pulled back her spatula and batted him over the school, shouting, "Can't you see we're having an intimate moment here!" -----------===================------------ | Based on Characters Created by: | | Rumiko Takahashi | -----------===================------------ _Oh Ranma_ Akane sighed as she watched him and Ukyou from behind a nearby tree, her own eyes starting to fill with worry. _What IS wrong with you?_ "Why don't you just go and apologize to him?" "Hn?" Akane stiffened in surprise at the sound of Nabiki's voice, then turned around to see her sister standing next to her with her hands behing her back; Sayuri stood right behind with a curious expression as she watched Ranma and his "other" fiancee. Shaking her head a bit, Akane asked, still somewhat shocked, "But why should I...?" Nabiki held up a finger and scolded, "You were pretty mean to him this morning, y'know. And Ranma seemed really hurt by what you said, Sis." "But...." Before Akane could protest, Sayuri chimed, "You should be the one feeding him and trying to cheer him up. So far, it looks like Ukyou's close to winning Ranma from you." "But...." Nabiki winked and pulled a lunchbox from behind her back. "I got Kasumi to make his favorite stir-fry. Now go out there and show him what a good fiancee you are." Ranma set the plate down, untouched, and stood up to leave. "Stop tryin to cheer me up, Ucchan. I hate to see you like this." Ukyou dropped her spatula and rushed in front of her fiancee to restain him by the shoulders once again. Then, pulling her head up against his chest, she sobbed, "I don't like to see you like this either!" Ranma raised his eyebrows. Ukyou explained, "I can't bear to see you this sad--not after what you told me last week in the bath!" !CRASH! Ukyou glanced to the side to see Akane and Nabiki splayed on either side of a nearby tree, each of them with hands tensed into claws and faces withdrawn in dazed shock; Sayuri stood behind Akane with hands clutched in front of her mouth as she looked around nervously. Ranma, held in place by the distracted okonomiyaki chef, waved his head around in panic, yelling hysterically, "Ucchan! What're ya sayin?!" -----------===================------------ | Akane Tendo and Ukyou Kuonji | | in: | -----------===================------------ "So is it true, Akane?" "Are you breaking up with Ranma?" "Are you going to kick him out?" "Is Ranma moving in with you, Ukyou?" "Will you be working together?" "Are you sleeping with him?" "HEY!" "Are you pregnant, Ukyou?" "NO WAY!" Little Miss Ninomiya Hinako had no idea how these things got so out-of-hand--or how these rumors got so rediculous. The school was full of nothing but a bunch of delinquents! She stood on her desk with her fists clenched and her cute little apple face contorted into a grumpy, narrow-eyed frown that many children her respective age got when they didn't get their way. _Ooh! They never show me the respect I deserve!_ All of the class seemed to be grouped around the desks of three individuals: most of the girls flocked around Akane, who had her arms folded and brow furrowed in a poisonous scowl as she muttered biting responses about how deceitful Ranma was. Most of the boys flocked around Ranma, hounding him about what he was doing with Ukyou and if Akane was now free; but, to Ms. Hinako's surprise, Ranma just sat slumped in his desk, chin on desk, strangely withdrawn. The rest hovered around the chef like a bunch of hungry vultures, whom she was sorely protesting at every squawk, nearly pulling her hair out trying to get them to go away. In short, in Ms. Hinako's opinion, it was loud. Stamping her foot on her books, she yelled, "Quiet, class!" A hush fell over the whole room, each student staring at the teacher. But after a second's thought, they turned back and continued their loud clamor like she hadn't said a thing. An angry fizzle appearing above her head, the youthful teacher marched furiously in place and quickly plucked a five yen coin from a pocket somewhere on her dress. Then, holding it out between her index and middle fingers, she shouted, "Happou Goen...!" Suddenly, a flying pencil harpooned the coin and carried it from her grasp, knocking it against the blackboard and to the floor. !Ptick! The whole room was deathly quiet again as they stared at Ranma, whose hand was half-open at the apex of his throw--yet he still had a depressing frown on his face. All the students, except for Akane, started clapping. Ranma just sighed and slumped down again, letting his hand go limp. After staring at her fallen coin for a few nervous seconds, Hinako turned around and, noticing that the class was completely quiet and staring at her, coughed assuredly into her hand. Next, she bounced down from her desk and walked up to Ranma. But instead of lecturing him on the proper use of pencils, she put her arms behind her back and asked in her child-like way, "Mr. Saotome, what's wrong. You look so sad." But after getting little more than a tired groan, she ventured to guess, seeing this sort of withdrawl before: "Have you lost someone dear to you?" Ranma glanced up, and after an uneasy pause, slowly nodded. "!" Hinako gasped in shock and the whole class started murmering. Then, laying a delicate hand on his arm, she whispered, "Saotome... go home. Your aura is very weak." The class began murmering louder as Ranma slowly got up and trudged out the door without a word. Meanwhile, Akane groaned bitterly. -----------===================------------ | P.S. I LOVE YOU | | Part II | | Showdown in Nerima: | | "The Death of Akane Tendo" | -----------===================------------ The door to the motel slid open and Thyme casually stepped out onto the sidewalk, a female voice ringing from inside, "I hope you enjoy your visit," before the door slid shut again. The few passers-by in the area seemed to be arguing with someone else over something, but the ones that passed by him respectfully stepped around him, thinking him some kind of priest considering the white robe he wore. Paying little attention to them, Thyme glanced upward at the sun. It was past noon. He needed to make up for lost time. He needed help. After looking around the area to get his bearings, he pulled his robe's cowl over his head to block the sun, then turned and hurried in the direction of the Nekohanten. ----- * * * * * ----- Rose lay curled on the bed, smiling and purring, soundly asleep. Her mate had raised the blinds before he left, and the full rays of the sun passing through the window had become a warm blanket of light that tightly hugged her body, making her naked coat shine like a baby cheetah. With a moan of comfort, she stretched her limbs and flexed her jowls in a yawn, then rolled onto her back and sprawled herself across the covers, allowing the sunlight to saturate even more of her body. She felt totally relaxed. !fwap! Her slumber was rudely interrupted when a pearlescent lump of fabric was heaved onto her chest. "Put your robe on, Sister! I not want to be reminded of your sex life with that... BARBARIAN!" "!" Rose's eyes snapped open and she quickly sat up to face the intruder, which only made her head spin and forced her to fall back on her elbow. She rubbed her head, then looked across the room to see Parsley standing by the door, his fangs bared and his chest heaving wildly. Rose looked startled to see him, then looked down at her positioning on the bed. "Ack!" She instantly pulled her robe close and drew her knees to her chest, facing him. She squealed, "You always were a little pervert, Parsley!" "WAS NOT!" Throwing his arm to the side, he roared, "NEVER MIND! Just tell me! Was it really Thyme and his pervert father who destroyed our clan 250 years ago?" Rose, without meaning to, drew back in shock. _No! How could he know?_ Parsley's scowl darkened and his hands balled into tight fists. "So it IS true! He tells you everything, does he not? You traitor!" With that, he flung a spear-headed chain at his sister. !RIP! Rose quickly rolled off the bed as the chain impaled the matress, then sprang backwards into the corner of the room as another crashed through the floorboard. Most of the buildings tenants started yelling, unsure of what was going on. Rose, sweating through her fur, pulled her robe close like a shield and looked around nervously for a chance to escape. Frantically, she stammered, "W-Wait, Brother! He kept it from you for your own good!" Parsley punched a chain through the wall by her right arm, making her shriek in terror. Tilting his head to the side, he tried to understand, "For my own... GOOD?!" Rose continued, crouching down, "Thyme is very ashamed of what he did! But he did it and there's nothing he can do to change that...!" "HE kill our clan and our family!" Tears welling in his eyes, he sent a chain rocketing for her head. "Ack!" Rose ducked to the side and covered her head in time to feel shards of wood raining on top of her, then she broke into a run toward the window. But before she took two steps, a chain lashed painfully around her ankle. "Ow!" Parsley pulled his sister off her feet, then started pulling her toward him. Stuggling violently, Rose pleaded, "He tried to make up for it by taking over as the clan leader! He didn't want you or Sage to know...!" Parsley grabbed her by her hurt ankle and hoisted her into the air. "Listen to yourself! Our purpose is not to please only HIM! We do not have to get down on all fours and respectfully do whatever he asks!" Rose kicked her free foot up and smacked her heel into his face, and while it jolted him, it neither made him let go nor made him stumble. She swung her foot around again, but he caught her ankle with his other hand before she could get any momentum into it and held it straight out to his side. He smiled wickedly, taunting, "But then, we are not the ones always spreading our legs for him." "PERVERT!" !WHAM! Rose swung her body around and clobbered Parsley in the jaw with anime super angry-woman power. !THUD! Parsley crashed to the floor, arms bent up in warding, as Rose jumped off of his head and raced out the door, doing her best to slip on the robe without slowing. Screams and panicking from the tenants could once again be heard as she rushed down the hall.To P.S. I Love You, Chapter 2, part 2